A 20 year old Internet explorer from Scotland.

This blog is supposedly centered around the TV shows Supernatural and Sherlock but it mostly ends up being a collection of posts that make me laugh.





lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"


Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door


can we have a moment of silence for how boy’s jawlines look when they’re drinking water or chewing gum


i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

(Source: severeproblems)


you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)