A 20 year old internet explorer from Scotland. Most pronouns will apply.

Supernatural, Game of Thrones, RWBY, Sherlock, MLP:FiM, Roosterteeth, Marvel, Harry Potter, 00s shows, and puns.

Firm supporter of pressing A while trying to catch a pokemon, mac and cheese, and the Oxford comma.

I follow the theimpy tag

 

theofmoviestills:

Steal His Look: Johnny

Maison Martin Margiela Slim Cut Jacket - $2250.00

Balenciaga Cotton Dress Shirt - $295.00

Saint Laurent Silk Satin Neck Tie - $195.00

Anniversary Flowers & Gifts “A Dozen Red Roses” - $18.00

Spalding American Football - $19.95

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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iamthetwickster:

seriously though who the fuck decided samifer was the ship name

when fucking moosifer was right there

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus)