A 20 year old internet explorer from Scotland. Most pronouns will apply.

Supernatural, Game of Thrones, RWBY, Sherlock, MLP:FiM, Roosterteeth, Marvel, Harry Potter, 00s shows, and puns.

Firm supporter of pressing A while trying to catch a pokemon, mac and cheese, and the Oxford comma.

I follow the theimpy tag

 

turnmetostonex:

RWBY/Harry Potter crossover.

  • Ruby Rose ~ Gryffindor
  • Weiss Schnee ~ Slytherin
  • Blake Belladonna ~ Ravenclaw
  • Yang Xiao Long ~ Hufflepuff

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

grumpyjackles:

last one for tonight. I need sleep as today is J2 day and I have to be up in about 5 hours. :X 

grumpyjackles:

last one for tonight. I need sleep as today is J2 day and I have to be up in about 5 hours. :X 

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

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